I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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