Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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