part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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