This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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