you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
You ate ashes out of my bong
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
