Christians are straight up FREAKS
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
My cat gives me a boner
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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