shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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