Plan B is the new Plan A
he thought i was a dude.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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