Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I just found puke in my bra..
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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