Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Randomize
