can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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