So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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