I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Randomize
