yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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