Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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