Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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