I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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