My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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