Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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