i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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