I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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