Grow some girl-balls and come out already
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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