Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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