that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
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