K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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