That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I love you. Go after that dick
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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