did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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