Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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