Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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