He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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