Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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