help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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