Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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