Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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