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Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
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