So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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