I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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