your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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