It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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