i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Is Oprah even human
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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