just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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