Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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