I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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