I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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