he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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