You made me cry and you don't even care
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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