i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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