Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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