Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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