forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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